To highlight one change in our lifestyle, I'd like to share what our dinners are like before and after the baby.
Here's a typical dinner before we had Collin.
Rei: you know what, at work, [insert anything about work here up to the tiniest detail] ...**then chew chew chew swallow**
Edward: really? At my work, [insert something about work here told quite vaguely] **chew swallow chew swallow**
Rei: hahaha that's funny. guess what? my friend [this is the part that we talk about everybody else's life :)] **chew chew chew swallow**
45 minutes (and running out of topic) later...
Edward: knock knock **chew swallow chew swallow**
rei: who's there? **chew chew chew swallow**
edward: [insert a corny joke here] **chew swallow chew swallow**
rei: hahaha **fake laughs then chew chew chew swallow**
After 1 hour of eating,
Edward: oh I'm so full!!
Rei: Me tool! **still chewing**
Here's dinner time now that we have Collin. Watch and learn :)
Rei: sit here on your high chair Collin ok? Mommy and daddy will just eat.
Collin: hehehe (I don't know why he's laughing but oh well, he does that)
Edward: **chew**
rei: **chewing faster**
5 minutes later
Collin: waaahhhh wahhhhhh wahhhhhh
Rei: peek a boo!!! peek a boo!!!
Edward: old mc Donald had a farm...
Collin: WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHH
Rei: **swallow. swallow. Swallow. Done!!**
I barely got to taste the meal. But yeah you got that right, Dinner's over!! But hey, I'm not complaining! :)
How bout you, what's your dinner like? :)
LOL I can relate! Usually:
ReplyDeleteMark: Chew chew swallow swallow...done!
Mark: Ok Jane, let's switch
Jane: Chew Chew swallow swallow...done!
at least i'm not alone! :) i think i've actually become a pro in eating with minimum amount of chewing (if there is at all)
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